Ignore what I just said. Instead, do exactly what it says! If my name is not rd my stry plz, then plz dnt rd my stry.
However, this is not the case. I am a master writer that can do no wrong. In fact, my most recent stories were done so correctly, that it would be a New York Times Best Seller.
Hark, I am confident with my stories. If you could read them, I would fancy that very much.
-rd my stry plz