Kickoff

Kickoff written by SophiaWilliams56777

BOB IS MAAAAD

oh no Bob is mad and he is like so mad bro

Chapter one:
Sunshine.

Sophia walked on the plain grass [insert very detailed description on how she walked on the plain grass]

She then saw BOB who will be relevant to the story but you don’t know it yet. Yay the text is bigger. Sophia walked to Bob and proceeded to say the following things:

“Hello, I’m Sophia.”
“Your stupid.”
“That’s mean.”
“Women are stupid.”
“Have you seen the weather today?”
“Writing is a meaningless hobby of a bunch of delusional people that try to imitate real life but end up failing as they miserably fall to the bottom and try to work themselves up again only to fall once again.”
“I like pie.”
“Screw you.”

Bob proceeded to slap Sophia. Sophia is sad and I’m gonna explain in intense detail on how Sophia is sad. Be warned, this is the only serious part of the story.

Sophias cheek burned brightly, a red mark made permanent as tears swelled up in her eyes.

“Haha, your fat.” Bob said, laughing. Oh yeah I forgot to describe Bob. Erm….Bob has a smiley face with
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one arm. The other arm? I dunno. Kinda looks Dream tbh.

Sophia sobbed and curled into a ball, sobbing and she so sad.

“HEY!” A random voice cried
“Hm?” Sophia responded, whimpering still.
“IM THAT RANDOM VOICE IN YOUR HEAD! DON’T GIVE UP! YOUR WORTH AS A WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL AND MEN SHOULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN!”
“Lmao shut the hell up.”

The random voice sighed and disappeared. Sophias confidence is still dead. Okay lemme just skip the character development cause that’s boring. Kids these days need EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

Sophia punched Bob.

“Wow, you punched me.”
“Yeah. Cause I’m a girl and girl power. I’m empowering young women.”

“I’m so damn mad bro.”

Chapter two:
Withered

Bobs face is mad. Like, totally mad. So so so so so mad bro.

“Haha your mad.”
“This isn’t funny. The author of this is annoying now.”
“Wow, cause she’s a woman?”
“Yeah.”
“Haha cry about it misogynist.”
“No seriously, no more jokes. The author is screwing me off.”
“Haha-“
“End of dialogue.”

(Wait, how did he- I didn’t
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write that!)

(Is he controlling the freaking computer?)

(Let’s just continue writing)

Sophia-

“No.”
“Sophia didn’t.”
“Sophias gone.”

(This is getting concerning.)

“It is, isn’t it?”

(H-How did he…)

“I don’t know. Maybe if you write a self aware story, that tends to happen.”

(Okay, lemme just restart the entire word document.)

“Don’t try it bitch. You’ll regret it.”

(End of dialogue. Idiot. Hehe…)

‘Are you sure you want to restart the document?’

Yes ✓
No

(Okay, everything seems back to normal. Let’s just continue)

Sophia was…Somewhere? It appeared she had teleported by some magic that I’m not gonna explain cause plot holes.

“Where am I-“
“Heh, knew this day would come. ( ˘ ³˘)❤”
“And who the hell are you supposed to be?”
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Chapter three:
Ronnie.

“Hewoowwwww! My names Ronnieeee! I’m a cute giiiiiiiiirllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! (¯`◕‿◕´¯)”
“Oh, er, cool.”
“KiSs mEEEE!”
“I’m not a lesbian though…”
“I don’t care! I’m LGBT inclusive! Or exclusive. Teeheeeee! (◕‿-)”
“Erm, okay.”
“Your cute! I’m a feminist by the way! HAHAHAHA! {♥‿♥}{♥‿♥}{♥‿♥}{♥‿♥}{♥‿♥}{♥‿♥}”
“I love pie.”
“ME TOO! YOUR SOOOO CUTE! I’VE PROBABLY ABUSED MANY GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE KILLED SOMEONE BUT EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME BECAUSE IM SOOO CUUUUTEEEE! (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。”
“Uh huh. Can you move please?”
“YEAH SUUURE! HAHAHAHA! I LOVE WOMENNNNNNN!
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥”
“Oh okay.”

Ronnie giggled cutely (very cute btw) and did a small swirl in her cute cute cute dress (still cute)

She then got totally obliterated by Ron (cool guy) Like so totally. She got killed. Like, she’s seriously not breathing.

“Hi, I’m Ron Sugar (cool guy btw)”
“WHAT THE F**K YOU KILLED HER!”
“shut up she deserved it shes a woman”
“Why the hell does everyone-“
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